Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
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