What do you call a communist vegetable
a soviet onion.
What do you call a pastor who wanders from town to town, looking for leafy green vegetables?
A romaine Catholic priest.
What is the executioner’s favorite vegetable?
A head of lettuce.
Which vegetable is most likely to be your friend?
The broccoli.
What do you call a depressed vegetable
Despairagus.
What do you call a vegetable planted at a whore house?
A brothel sprout.
Where does Thor grow his vegetables?
In his Asgarden.
Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee.
What vegetable is kind of cool?
The Radish.
This foundation is rock salad.
I hope for world peas.
Are you a vegan?
'Cause I yam.
What is a vegetable's favourite part of the song?
When the beet drops!
"Darling, shall we buy some vegetables for tonight?"
"Yes, lettuce!"
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.
What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?
Leeks.
Which vegetable is the most qualified?
Qualiflower.
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun as you artichoke.
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
I've got a really good vegetable pun.
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny.
My friends and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Please lettuce know if you find any.
Everybody romaine calm.
Keep calm and carrot on.
What a spud muffin.
Too tired, I’m out of aspara-gas.
Time to celery-brate.
Good work, we’re raising your annual celery