Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
I always knock on the fridge before opening it.
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
What is the executioner’s favorite vegetable?
A head of lettuce.
What are a submissive's favorite vegetables?
Collared greens.
The veggie lover was a total stalk-er.
I've got a really good vegetable pun.
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny.
What do you call the Commander of a vegetable army?
A kernel.
Where does Thor grow his vegetables?
In his Asgarden.
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
A carrot went to a football game.
Wonder who it was rooting for.
I love you from my head tomato
This foundation is rock salad.
What are the best vegetables to sleep under?
a can of peas.
Egg-Plant a kiss on me.
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.
What do you call a vegetable planted at a whore house?
A brothel sprout.
Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee.
What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?
Leeks.
What do you call it when vegetables have siblings?
Pumpkin.
What is a vegetable's favourite part of the song?
When the beet drops!
My friends and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Please lettuce know if you find any.
Why isn’t the tomato a vegetable?
It couldn’t catch up.
Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.
My wife asked if I'd be available to drain some vegetables next week.
I said I'd check my colander.
What do you call a pastor who wanders from town to town, looking for leafy green vegetables?
A romaine Catholic priest.
Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barack-oli.
Where do vegetables keep their money?
In the credit onion.
Everybody romaine calm.