What is a vegetable's favourite part of the song?
When the beet drops!
A carrot went to a football game.
Wonder who it was rooting for.
Too tired, I’m out of aspara-gas.
Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.
Where does Thor grow his vegetables?
In his Asgarden.
Did you hear the one about the apathetic vegetable?
It didn't carrot all.
What vegetable did King Arthur pull from the stone?
Exparagus.
I need to take this picture for my instayam
What vegetable is kind of cool?
The Radish.
I must confess that I've started stealing vegetables from the local grocery...
I can't help it! I get to the store and I have to take a leek!
I yam what I yam.
What are a submissive's favorite vegetables?
Collared greens.
I think therefore I yam.
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun as you artichoke.
The veggie lover was a total stalk-er.
Good work, we’re raising your annual celery
I've just been to court accused of sniffing the skins of vegetables and fruits.
I got off on a peel.
You used to call me on my cell-ery phone.
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.
What do you call a pastor who wanders from town to town, looking for leafy green vegetables?
A romaine Catholic priest.
Are you a vegan?
'Cause I yam.
My wife said I only eat white tasteless vegetables...
Well, not neciCelery.
Everybody romaine calm.
I love you from my head tomato
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
It’s a master peas.
What is a DJs favorite vegetable?
A turnip.
Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.
This foundation is rock salad.