What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.