When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, what do you get?
Arrested.
My wife misplace the sugar with the salt in her sugar cookies.
It was sodium disgusting.
What do you get when you fling salt in a tavern?
A barnacle (a.k.a. bar-na-cl).
If you get an email about pork salt and fat, don't open it.
It's Spam.
I put some salt on my mobile. Now it’s a saxaphone.
I had lunch once with a chess player at a restaurant with checked tablecloths. It took him 3 hours to pass me the salt.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
I took the recent snow warnings with a pinch of salt.
Is tea with additional salt
Salt-tea?
When I was in basic training we couldn't have salt or pepper.
Those were reserved for the seasoned veterans.
What did the salt say after it was pepper-sprayed?
That's nothing to sneeze at.
What do you call a rifle that shoots salt?
A salt rifle.
A chap goes to see the doctor with salt on one ear and pepper on the other. The doctor says, “You need to start eating more sensibly”.
Why does salt make everything taste better
Because it's sodi-yummm!
My wife made gluten free, carb free, salt free spaghetti last night
It was not real food, it was an impasta.
Did you know that if you poured salt on a cat's tail it will fall off?
It's true! And if you pour pepper on a cat's tail, the pepper will also fall off.
What did the paprika tell the salt around Christmas?
Seasonings greetings.
What happened to the criminal magician who ate to much salt?
Cardiac arrest.
I’d like to tell a joke about salt but then said to myself: "Na."
What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt?
Herastandin pepper.
Nearly got knocked off of my bike by a council salt lorry.
You idiot, I shouted. Through gritted teeth.
Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.
If your doctor tells you to go on a low sodium diet, do you take his advise with a grain of salt?
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
What did the salt say when the phosphate asked to bond with it?
"NaCl ater."
What do you call bacon with salt on it?
Salt and Peppa.
What kind of fish is only made of salt.
A tu-na.
I got some salt in my eye
Now it’s sea salt.
What do you call a small Subaru car covered in road salt?
An Impretzel!
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
My friend: *Throws salt at me*
Me: Don’t assault me!
My friend accidentally got salt in his papercut.
Talk about adding insalt to injury.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
If they swam in pepper water they would sneeze.