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Salt Puns

Salt is the flavor of life... and laughter! Add some spice to your puns with our very own Salt Puns!

Salt Puns

When I was in basic training we couldn't have salt or pepper.
Those were reserved for the seasoned veterans.
What happened to the criminal magician who ate to much salt?
Cardiac arrest.
What do you call a rifle that shoots salt?
A salt rifle.
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