Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees