Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
We’re a perfect mash.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.