I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
I love you a tot!
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.