Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
I love you a tot!
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
We’re a perfect mash.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
I like you a latke!
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!