What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
I love you a tot!
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
I like you a latke!
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.