How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
Time fries when you’re having fun!
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
We’re a perfect mash.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.