A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
I love you a tot!
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
We’re a perfect mash.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”