“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
We’re a perfect mash.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
Potato puns are a-peeling.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
I like you a latke!
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.