Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
I love you a tot!
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
I like you a latke!
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
Potato puns are a-peeling.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
We’re a perfect mash.