What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.