Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
We’re a perfect mash.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.