What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
We’re a perfect mash.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!