When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.