Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
We’re a perfect mash.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
I love you a tot!
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.