What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
I like you a latke!