What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
We’re a perfect mash.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.