A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
I love you a tot!
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.