What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
I like you a latke!
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
Time fries when you’re having fun!
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
We’re a perfect mash.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
I love you a tot!
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
Potato puns are a-peeling.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.