What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.