What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
…and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
You and I make a deluxe combo.
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.