Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
Join us for a slice of fun.
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
You and I make a deluxe combo.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.