Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
You and I make a deluxe combo.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
Join us for a slice of fun.
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
…and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”