What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.