Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”