Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They play flavorites.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
What does an ice cream lawyer say?
You got served.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone? Alice Scooper.
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? You get Breyer's remorse!
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.