What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.