You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They play flavorites.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? You get Breyer's remorse!
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.