Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They play flavorites.
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!