Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone? Alice Scooper.
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.