How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They play flavorites.
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.