You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They play flavorites.
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.