Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone? Alice Scooper.
What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? You get Breyer's remorse!
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.