What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A "hollow-weenie!"
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up!
How do hot dogs greet each other? They say “give me some skin!”
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.