What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A "hollow-weenie!"
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? Hot, diggety dog.