What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog? You can buy a Yankee Stadium hot dog in October.
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.