What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.