What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.