What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.