Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”