When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!