What do you call a half dozen wolves drinking beer?
A six pack.
What did Einstein say when someone tried to steal his beer?
Nein! Mine Stein!
How do you know that beer makes you smarter?
Because it made bud wiser.
What did the glass of wine say to the beer?
Nothing... They barley knew each other.
What kind of beer can you make from a potato?
Spud Light.
I lost my grip, and my beer shattered on the floor.
This Corona outbreak is really getting out of hand.
Beer doesn't make you fat
It makes you lean.
Did you hear about the little people starting a beer making operation?
It's a micro brewery.
I heard they sent a beer into space, destined to leave the solar system. They called it Interstella Artois.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
I have a beer snob friend with Photophobia. He hates natural light.
I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.
It was called He-Brew.
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer and a mop.
A mathematician walks into a bar and says, “One beer for me, and 10 beers each for all my friends!”
Bartender: "Now that’s an order of magnitude!"
My town always holds a contest to see which beer drinker's belly is biggest by seeing how far it goes past a line...
That's the paunch-line.
A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."
I rarely put orange slices in my beer.
Once in a Blue Moon.
What is soap's favorite brand of beer?
Sud-light
A never-ending natural supply of beer?
Hops springs eternal.
Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”.
So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
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What do you call a smart beer?
A Pilsnerd.
I tried to give the guy who came to clean our septic tank out a beer. He said, “I’m not the type of guy who drinks on the job.”
I said, “Yeah, you wouldn’t want you’re boss to catch you sh*t faced.”
My Dad told me why Busch is the only brand of beer he ever drinks.
"It's the only beer that says it's name when you open it."
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $2.50. Deer nuts are under a buck
What beer does everyone at the orphanage drink?
Foster's.
What's a redneck's favorite beer?
An open one.
Went to a German restaurant. The beer was fine,
But their sausage was the wurst!
What happened when the beer got divorced?
It became bitter.
He ordered 6 vodkas, 6 beers and 6 lemonades. The bartender asked if he would like a tray.
"No I have enough to carry as it is."
Just found a fly in my beer. I'm feeling buzzed.
When my friend Frank died, his body was cremated and his ashes were placed in a decorative German beer tankard.
Now he's Frank in stein.
I've just invented a new Canadian beer
It's a form of I.P.Eh
Why did Bill's friend get covered in beer?
Because William Shakes Beer.
What’s the most supportive beer?
Root beer.