Why did Bill's friend get covered in beer?
Because William Shakes Beer.
I tried to give the guy who came to clean our septic tank out a beer. He said, “I’m not the type of guy who drinks on the job.”
I said, “Yeah, you wouldn’t want you’re boss to catch you sh*t faced.”
I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.
It was called He-Brew.