Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine, or you can go see Hamlet.
What do you call bacon with salt on it
Salt and Peppa
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
They take their seat and ask the bartender for two draft beers.
The bartender looks at them and says “sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
What do you call a pig thats wrong? Mistaken bacon.
Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.
Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu? Kevin Bacon
What do pigs drive? Pigup trucks.
My car smelled like bacon when I got home.
My porking brake was on.
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.
What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon? Girl, you're bacon my heart melt.
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
What are pig criminals known for? Pigpockets.
What do you call real bacon?
Genuswine
My doctor tells me I've got a bacon addiction.
Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.
If you can't get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.
How is bacon like southern Europe?
It's got a lot of Greece in it.
Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken? The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
What did bacon say to tomato? Lettuce get together.
Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.
I don’t know who became more famous, Sir Francis Bacon or his son
Chris P. Bacon
when I smelled breakfast in the morning it was bacon me eggcited.
Did you hear about the policeman who tried to make love to a bacon slicer?
He had a tip off.
What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.
Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.
My wife asked me this morning "Do you want a bacon omelette?"
I said "No, I'd rather fry one."
What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would go skyrocket.
Patient: "Nurse im suffering from bacon disease!" Nurse: "Baloney"
Why didn't the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree? Because he walked into a Ham Bush!
Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer?
He got a little behind in his deliveries.
What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors? History in the bacon.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon.
Why do communist hate bacon?
Because it’s from capitalist pigs.