when I smelled breakfast in the morning it was bacon me eggcited.
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
Did you hear about the policeman who tried to make love to a bacon slicer?
He had a tip off.
If you can't get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.
Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.