My wife asked me this morning "Do you want a bacon omelette?"
I said "No, I'd rather fry one."
If you can't get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.
My doctor tells me I've got a bacon addiction.
Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.
Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon.
Did you hear about the policeman who tried to make love to a bacon slicer?
He had a tip off.