Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu? Kevin Bacon
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would go skyrocket.
What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.
Patient: "Nurse im suffering from bacon disease!" Nurse: "Baloney"