If you can't get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.
Did you hear about the policeman who tried to make love to a bacon slicer?
He had a tip off.
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
Why do communist hate bacon?
Because it’s from capitalist pigs.
What are pig criminals known for? Pigpockets.