If you can't get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.
How is bacon like southern Europe?
It's got a lot of Greece in it.
What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon? Girl, you're bacon my heart melt.
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
Patient: "Nurse im suffering from bacon disease!" Nurse: "Baloney"