If you can't get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms
How is bacon like southern Europe?
It's got a lot of Greece in it.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.
What do pigs drive? Pigup trucks.