What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
After all is sled and done.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Skiing is believing!
The weather outside is snow joke.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Can I Alp you?
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
It was mitten in the stars.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
That was thaw-some!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.