I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
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