I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
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