Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
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