Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
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