What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
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