I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!