I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
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