The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
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