It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
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