Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!