What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.
"Do you know how long it takes for a bomb to explode?"
No, but dynamite!
I knew a guy in jail who would never knife a man in the back or when he was down
He was the very model of shivalry.
When the first nuclear bomb was detonated all the neutrons were sad.
Because their parents had just split.
What do you call a selfish bomb?
Mine.
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
What caliber is Chekhov's gun?
Catch-22.
If I ever get drafted into the Navy, and they make me choose what boat to get on.
I would just say frig it.
The knife that Abraham used to kill Isaac has been found in Britain.
Apparently, it was a Dyson.
I went to test my new gun at the range, but couldn’t make it work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
Never criticize a gun owner until you've walked a mile in his shoes
That way he'll be barefoot and you'll be out of range.
What happened when Napoleon got killed with a bomb?
Napoleon Blownapart.
What's the difference between a knife and an argument with a man?
The knife has a point.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
What do you call a Monkey with a bomb
A baboom.
What did the pilot of the Enola Gay say before dropping the bomb ?
"Let me Atom."
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
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