I decided to switch to a knife to preserve my ammo.
The guys at Laser Tag started freaking out though.
Fortune-teller was killed by a car bomb
Couldn’t foresee the C4.
I saw a headline in the newspaper that said someone made a bomb out of nitrous oxide.
This is no laughing matter.
A bomb goes of in a cheese shop.
You can see da brie everywhere.
Yesterday, a man threatened to kill himself with a knife and someone called the cops.
Today he died of his gunshot wounds.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.
A man arrived to a gun fight with nothing other than a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
Never criticize a gun owner until you've walked a mile in his shoes
That way he'll be barefoot and you'll be out of range.
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex...
He's a small arms dealer.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
I’m sure my wife has been putting glue on my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
What gun does a military chef use?
A salt rifle.
I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
What caliber is Chekhov's gun?
Catch-22.
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