Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
What did the British man say to the man with the submachine gun he's never met?
Uzi?
How does a bomb choose not to go off?
It refuses.
A bomb goes of in a cheese shop.
You can see da brie everywhere.
What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
I decided to switch to a knife to preserve my ammo.
The guys at Laser Tag started freaking out though.
What sound did the gun make when the priest shot through two benches to kill a mass shooter?
PEW PEW
What kind of gun would a cat have?
A Mauser.
I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex...
He's a small arms dealer.
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
What do you call babies with guns?
Infantry.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
My friend is trying to persuade me to invest in his knife making business.
He made some excellent points.
A man struggled to cut up his dinner. His wife asked, “what’s wrong, hunny?” The man sighed, and said:
“This knife just isn’t gonna cut it.”
A functional gun shoots
While a broke one needs troubleshooting.
What do you call a boat in training?
An apprenticeship.
What do you call a selfish bomb?
Mine.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
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