What do you call the first person to kill someone with a gun?
First person shooter
You’re traveling the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You say “Terry? That’s a girls name!” He pulls out his gun and shoots you.
You have died from dissin' Terry.
Fortune-teller was killed by a car bomb
Couldn’t foresee the C4.
What did the British man say to the man with the submachine gun he's never met?
Uzi?
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
A functional gun shoots
While a broke one needs troubleshooting.
I can row a boat.
Canoe?
What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
What kind of gun would a cat have?
A Mauser.
Yesterday, a man threatened to kill himself with a knife and someone called the cops.
Today he died of his gunshot wounds.
I wanted to tell a knife joke to my friend
But it just won't cut it.
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