What do you call related toilet rolls that sleep together?
Napkins.
I dislike toilet paper because...
They're tearable.
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
What do you call the second tissue paper?
Kleenext.
Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life, it would be pretty sh**ty without it.
I ran out of toilet paper last week, tried the closest thing I could find: the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in...
The Times are really Rough!
Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
To get to the bottom...