How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
You know you're texting too much when...
you try to text, but you're on a landline!
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
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What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
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