Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
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