Sheets Jokes

I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
The cookie monster couldn’t make his bed, why? Because he couldn’t find his cookie sheets.
Babe, you know what's better than that Tootsie roll? How about we get some Titty Roll in the sheets.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
You know where to best find music? Between the sheets.
Let's make music on my sheets.
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn.
It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
The Rumor Spreader An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the KKK. This is a horrible lie. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God ." No one moved. The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.” Again, all were quiet. Then, slowly, a gorgeous blonde stood up with her head bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.”
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