Simply

What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
The Rumor Spreader
The Rumor Spreader An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the KKK. This is a horrible lie. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God ." No one moved. The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.” Again, all were quiet. Then, slowly, a gorgeous blonde stood up with her head bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.”
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
You are aware that people simply tolerate you?
There four things we simply cannot choose in this life
1. Our parents
2. Our nationality
3. Our physical attributes
4. The Russian president
There was a young lady named Perkins,
Who just simply lived on gherkins.
In spite of advice,
She ate so much spice,
That she ruined her internal working's.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
My love for you simply radiates.