Simply

There four things we simply cannot choose in this life
1. Our parents
2. Our nationality
3. Our physical attributes
4. The Russian president
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
My love for you simply radiates.
You are aware that people simply tolerate you?
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
There was a young lady named Perkins,
Who just simply lived on gherkins.
In spite of advice,
She ate so much spice,
That she ruined her internal working's.