Snow Jokes

Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Why did the police arrest a cup of snow?
For just-ice
Mother doesn’t want a dog.
Mother says they smell,
And never sit when you say sit,
Or even when you yell.
When you come home late at night
And there is ice and snow,
You have to go back ou because
The dumb dog has to go.
Mother doesn’t wat a dog.
Mother says they shed,
And always let the strangers in
And bark at friends instead
They do disgraceful things on rugs,
And track mud on the floor,
And flop upon your bed at night
And snore their doggy snore.
Mother doesn’t want a dog.
She’s making a mistake.
Because, more than a dog, I think
She will not want this snake.

(Judith Viorst)
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
There’s snow one like you.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” —Jeff Valdez
"There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's."
- Clyde Moore
“I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, ‘Not yet, but we placed an ad.’”

- Dana Snow.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
A numb-skull.
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