Snow

If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Why do native Americans hate the snow?
Because it is white and settles all over their land.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!