Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
Why was the neuron sent to the principal's office?
It had trouble controlling its impulses.
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
Les Dawson
“You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.”
Jim Carrey
“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.”
Theodore Roosevelt
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
There was an Old Person of Spain,
Who hated all trouble and pain;
So he sat on a chair,
With his feet in the air,
That umbrageous Old Person of Spain.
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
What did the coffees say before their night out? Let's stir up some trouble.
I went to test my new gun at the range, but couldn’t make it work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
My wife and I have been having trouble communicating. We decided to take a walk when we passed a farm. She said "awww, babe look at the sheep."
"No, ewe." I said.
According to my therapist, I have extreme trouble verbalizing my emotions.
Can’t say I’m surprised.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.