Finish

My dad told me to finish his bird painting. He painted the head, torso and legs.
To be honest, I just winged it.
The Italian and the Insatiable Woman
The Italian and the Insatiable Woman An Italian guy is out picking up women in Rome. While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde. So they’re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After they are done the Italian sits back pleased. Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, “So… you finish?” After a slight pause. She replies, “No.” Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her, and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first. Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, “So…. you finish?” And again, after a short pause, she simply says “No.” Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out the cigarette, and mounts his companion du jour. This time, with all the strength he could muster up, he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and energy is spent. Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette … lights it again, and then asks tiredly, “So….....please.... you FINISH?” “No no, I’m Swedish!” Says the blonde.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
When you finish the lemons that life gives you;
Sublime.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina had come back to finish the job.
“It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn’t finish.”
Carrie Underwood
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
Dave Barry
Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
They never let anyone finish a sentence!
Are you a racehorse? Cause when I ride you'll always finish first.
A man fell into a vat of varnish and died
He had a terrible end but a lovely finish.
Last night at dinner we had some fish,
and though I tried, I did not finish.
My mother told me while I chewed,
brains loved fish over all other food.
My dad told me to finish his bird painting. He painted the head, torso and legs.
To be honest, I just winged it.