Corner

What’s the best way to catch unicorns? Simple, by herding them all to one corner.
When you go to the wolf hotel just around the corner, you will meet this huge, moustached wolf who always says, “howl may I help you?” as if he has no other words to us!
There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital.
Just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst.
A Punny Story...
A Punny Story... I was sitting in my office when a case came in. So I finished two bottles from it. Suddenly a tall blonde walked past my window. I knew she was tall because I was on the second floor. The phone rang and I knew something was wrong. I didn’t have a phone. It was a girl and she was in trouble. I knew she was, ’cause she said so. I raced down the stairs and called a cab. The cab stopped with a jerk. Then the jerk got out and I got in. We took the corner at a hundred miles per hour, but a cop stopped us and told us to put the corner back. Then we were out of the city. I knew it, because we were not hitting so many pedestrians. As we came to her house, she greeted me with a burning kiss. Then she took the cigarette out and kissed me again. She had the most beautiful blonde hair I have ever seen – hanging from her left nostril. She had teeth like the ten commandments – all broken. She also had the most beautiful eyes – so beautiful that the one eye could not stop looking at the other one. Suddenly a brick came flying through the window and hit her on the left breast – breaking three of my fingers!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put the fish in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner.
Yo Mama so poor I asked her if I could use the bathroom and she said "Just pick a corner."
How do you stay warm in any room?
Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
Yo Mama so stupid I told her Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
"Two potatos are standing on a corner, how can you tell which one is a prostitute?" "The one that says IDAHO!"
Yo momma so fat she sat on the corner and the police came and said, "Break it up!"
What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A stamp.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
"I’ll meet you at the corner!"
What’s black and white and stands in the corner?
A naughty panda.