Corner Jokes

Dad: Years ago I had the opportunity to meet R.E.M., and we even took a picture together with my buddies.
Son: Where are you in the photo?
Dad: That's me in the corner.
When you go to the wolf hotel just around the corner, you will meet this huge, moustached wolf who always says, “howl may I help you?” as if he has no other words to us!
What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A stamp.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital.
Just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
I saw a road sign the other day that said "Dip In Road"
I turned the corner and drove straight into a load of hummus
"Two potatos are standing on a corner, how can you tell which one is a prostitute?" "The one that says IDAHO!"
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?

A stamp
A Punny Story... I was sitting in my office when a case came in. So I finished two bottles from it. Suddenly a tall blonde walked past my window. I knew she was tall because I was on the second floor. The phone rang and I knew something was wrong. I didn’t have a phone. It was a girl and she was in trouble. I knew she was, ’cause she said so. I raced down the stairs and called a cab. The cab stopped with a jerk. Then the jerk got out and I got in. We took the corner at a hundred miles per hour, but a cop stopped us and told us to put the corner back. Then we were out of the city. I knew it, because we were not hitting so many pedestrians. As we came to her house, she greeted me with a burning kiss. Then she took the cigarette out and kissed me again. She had the most beautiful blonde hair I have ever seen – hanging from her left nostril. She had teeth like the ten commandments – all broken. She also had the most beautiful eyes – so beautiful that the one eye could not stop looking at the other one. Suddenly a brick came flying through the window and hit her on the left breast – breaking three of my fingers!
How do you keep food warm in the refrigerator?
Keep it in the corner, because it is 90 degrees.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
What’s black and white and stands in the corner?
A naughty panda.
Why was the teapot sitting in the corner?
It was having a pour attitude.
What’s the best way to catch unicorns? Simple, by herding them all to one corner.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
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