Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
I beacha miss summer already!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Water you doing, my friend?
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Girls just wanna have sun!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
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