Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
I beacha miss summer already!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Girls just wanna have sun!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Water you doing, my friend?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
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