Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Girls just wanna have sun!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Water you doing, my friend?
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
I beacha miss summer already!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
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