If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
That’s a-may-zing!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
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