Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
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