People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."