I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.