It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
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