What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.