I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
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