What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
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