How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
Mooning is very ASStrological
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
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